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Writer’s Cramp is the blog and site for B. Jenne’ Hall, writer, genius, and pathological optimist. She’s written her first book, is working on her second, and she’s trying to get published. Which from all accounts seems to be as approximately attainable as the gift of flight, but who doesn’t love a challenge?

Entries by Writer's Cramp (78)

Saturday
Oct022010

Word count marathon, day 1

From earlier this evening (Friday…I realize that it’s now actually Saturday morning):

Starting word count: 251,218

Ending word count after revising Chapters 1 through 4: 248,678

# words cut: 2,540

There are 68 chapters in the book. If I can keep the same pace of cutting rougjly 2,500 words per 4 chapters (or 625 words per chapter, for the math challenged in the audience), I’ll be able to trim 42,500 words from my manuscript. I’d still need to trim another 10,000 words (roughly) to reach my goal, but this suddenly doesn’t seem as Sisyphean as it did. I’m still going to have to cut out a sizeable piece of the narrative somewhere to get that 10,000 word chunk, but that’s looking a lot more attractive than the 4 or 5 chunks I though I was going to have to get rid of before today. Or yesterday. Whatever.

I’m going to have to pick up the pace this weekend, though, if I’m going to get through this. And I’m still working on my pitch paragraph, so I have some a big task ahead of me.

Thursday
Sep302010

a little lesson on being prepared

I am on a Surprise!Writer’s Retreat. Well, technically it’s not a retreat since I’m at home, but I’ve taken today and tomorrow off work, and my home is pretty fabulous so it could be considered a retreat. The Surprise! part is because I wasn’t actually planning to do it until Monday.

The catalyst was an announcement by agent Kristen Nelson last week that she would be hosting a webinar titled “How to Write and Sell Fantasy and Science Fiction Novels”, a 90 minute pitch and query workshop through Writers’ Digest geared specifically toward science fiction and fantasy novels. Not only is the topic exactly what I need, Agent Kristen is my dream agent. I’ve been following her blog for years and if I were so lucky to get representation by her or her colleague, Sara Megibow, it would seriously be almost as good as getting published. (They focus on women authors! And in more than just the usual “women’s fiction” genres! And they love sf&f! And they’re specifically seeking more sf&f to represent! I mean really.) The kicker of the whole thing? The webinar package includes the opportunity to send my pitch paragraph to Kristen/Sara for critique! (And maybe resulting in a request for sample pages…but I dare not hope….)

The webinar was scheduled for the middle of the morning today, which would require taking some time off work; a no-brainer, but I was thinking maybe I should take the whole day off. And then I started thinking maybe I should take tomorrow off, too, and give myself the kind of time to write I haven’t had in awhile. But there’s a lot on my plate at work and being gone for two days on such short notice isn’t something I could take lightly.

Monday, however, I decided to go ahead. It would mean scrambling to get some things done that I absolutely needed to for work, but I could do it. And so I did.

So I’ve just finished the webinar a little bit ago, and it was so, so worth it. Some of the information was what I’d already learned about how to write a pitch paragraph and the dos and don’ts of queries. Even so, having it presented by an agent in a discussion format helped clarify the ins and outs considerably. And I did learn several new things.

The biggest: that the plot catalyst I’d identified, which is what you use to build your pitch around, wasn’t quite the right plot point. That I had the right sequence identified, but the real catalyst is just a bit later in that sequence than I initially identified. That revelation alone was worth the price of admission.

In other, not so great news: I got confirmation that my worries about the word count are well-founded. I have to really trim to get my foot in the door. I’m at a loss there, but it simply has to be done so I’ll have to figure it out.

Which brings me to my lesson for today: be prepared. I have until the end of the day next Friday to submit my pitch paragraph. My favorite literary agency has just offered their advice on how to nail a query, and I have the opportunity to get their critique. I get to, in essence, pitch my book to them. If it’s good enough, it may prompt them to request further submission of my first 30 pages. This agency has a reputation for representing female authors across many genres. Very successfully. They have specifically said they are looking to expand their sf&f portfolio, an announcement agencies don’t make very often, and certainly not for those genres. I have a finished manuscript for an epic fantasy with a strong female protagonist.

But.

Although my manuscript is finished, the final pass isn’t. (Not for lack of desire, but because life has happened in the 4 months since I was last able to work on it.) It’s been revised many, many times, but this final pass has been incredibly helpful in tightening it up further. And I’ve been aware of the word count issue but stalled on where I can realistically make the big trims that need to happen.

So even though neither of these things will prevent me from submitting my pitch paragraph for critique, I’d be in an even better position than I already am if I had those two things done.

I will be spending the next eight days on my pitch, as well as taking a close, hard look at what I could trim to get the story down by at least 20%. (As I’ve said before, not just for the sake of cutting things out, but to make the story tighter.) I’m excited and determined. Wish me luck.

Thursday
Sep232010

Well, I know what I want for my birthday

Is there no end to the things that make my city the fabulous place that it is?? Check it:

Check in to the Heathman Hotel, check out a valuable signed first edition for a little leisurely reading.

Sunday
Sep192010

Progress, word count, and a sign that I may have a brain tumor

An extended weekend coast getaway and I have made some middling progress on Book 2. Gray skies and sea and a cozy cabin will do that to a girl, especially a writerly sort of girl, which I am. God bless the Oregon coast and all its inspirational glory.

Word count for today: 3,274

The day isn’t over yet — I expect I’ll be adding more tonight, after I’ve had a bit of supper — and I got a late start. But as word counts go, it’s pretty sad, considering I regularly bust out 10,000 words or more at a go when I’m more on my game. Unfortunately, I haven’t been on my game in quite some time, a state I don’t quite know what to do with, frankly, and I’m grateful at this point for any word count at all. I may in fact have to start regular word count posts as a means to keep the momentum, at least until I get this train back on track.

And speaking of trains, and tracks jumped thereof…three separate times today, I wrote “thrown” when I meant “throne”, and was in fact thinking “throne”. A simple mistake, you might think, but you would be wrong.

I’ve never had a problem with homonyms, homophones, or homographs, other than the occasional mistake caused by a momentary brain lapse. I have no trouble differentiating the correct usage of there/they’re/their, its/it’s, red/read/read/reed, nor even words that are not technically homonyms/phones/graphs, such as accept/except or insure/ensure. And in fact I have never really had a problem with these vagaries of our delightful language, though I certainly understand the confusion they cause others.

Never, that is, until recently. In the last few years, I’ve noticed an alarming problem that has me a bit freaked out. Have I suddenly begun confusing there/they’re/their, the bane of most English users? Do I now struggle with whether it’s it’s or its? Am I now conflicted about whether the word I want is accept or except? No, no, and no. Again, except for the occasional brain lapse, these give me no trouble.

But recently, I have found myself typing words that are different than the ones in my head, homophones that I’ve never before struggled with and in many cases, didn’t even think about as being homphones until I found myself typing the wrong word all of a sudden. Like today’s repeated use of “thrown” when I meant “throne”. It wouldn’t have been a homophone pair I ever would’ve thought of if I were listing them, and yet my brain made the connection and took it upon itself to order my fingers to make the substition. Even as I was typing the word, I was thinking “throne”, yet I typed “thrown”. And even after I was aware of it, I kept doing it.

It happens in blog posts, emails, texting, book writing…I’m doing it frequently, discovering homophones that never before occurred to me. It wasn’t that I didn’t recognize before that the word I’d intended had a homophone equivalent, but simply that they were never connected together for me before unless I was specifically trying to think of homophones. We’re not talking about common, everyday mix-ups here. And it’s happened to me so often now that I’ve lost track of all the different pairs that’ve popped up, and I’m constantly discovering new ones (thrown/throne is my new one today).

Other homophone mix-ups I’ve made since this whole problem began:  roil/royal, bawled/bald, sordid/sorted, brood/brewed, wrapped/rapt, nose/knows (this one happens to me often now), righting/writing(!), chews/choose, sewn/sown, rigger/rigor, praise/preys, coulee/coolly, wheeled/wield. Those are just the ones I can remember at this moment, far from a complete list.

It’s got me so freaked out that the day that I substituted “eyed” for “I’d”, I googled demon possession and brain tumor pathology. Because seriously! How is this not a sign of something being majorly frakked in my noggin?? My brain is melting together, you guys! The orderliness of my previously awesome cerebral cortex is breaking down into chaos!

I have an alternative theory that my synethesia is spreading…that in addition to my spatial-sequence synesthesia*, where my brain has made connections between the flow of time and the three-dimensional world, my brain is now forming connections between words that have similarities. This would be a far cooler explanation than a brain tumor, and it’s the only reason I haven’t fled to the nearest neurologist’s office for every expensive brain scan available.

Or it could just be that I’m getting old and losing a bit of my mental faculties. But I think I’ll stick with the synesthesia theory.

 

*(For those new to the show, yes, I have spatial-sequence synesthesia, which that link up there explains very succintly:  “In spatial-sequence, or number form synesthesia, numbers, months of the year, and/or days of the week elicit precise locations in space (for example, 1980 may be “farther away” than 1990), or may have a (three-dimensional) view of a year as a map (clockwise or counterclockwise).” My synethesia is strongest in relation to time, but I experience it with all number forms (hence the number form link). And that is the cool fact about me for today.)

Thursday
Aug122010

On women's fashions in an imaginary world, and AU crossover fic possibilities

Oh my, how has it been more than a month since I last posted? Well, it’s summer, and of course busy. I’m behind on everything, including writing, unfortunately. It goes like that sometimes. Sigh.

I have a long post percolating about e-books and another about self-publishing, but haven’t even started writing them yet, so who knows if I’ll get to them or not. In the meantime, here’s a little something to put a smile in your day.

The setup: Cat was giving me feedback on Chapter 16, which included the scene where Grant, Lucius, and Tatiana go undercover, so to speak. As tends to be the case in our online exchanges, hilarity ensued.

Cat: I find it oddly endearing and hilarious that both Grant and Lucius have a sense of nice women’s wear.

Me: Inorite? Can you see them at the seamstress, picking out fabrics for her? Grant would be all, “You’re a winter, orange is not flattering on you. No, that pink is hideous and satin is for prostitutes. Put it back.” And Lucius would be, “Now, Grant…if she likes the pink, let her try it on. It might look better off the hanger. Oh Tatiana, dear, you need better undergarments if you’re to pull that one off. Foundations, dear, foundations.”

Cat: OMG *dies* Grant and Lucius host a very special edition of What Not to Wear…in HELL.

Me: YES THIS! Tatiana would like some dress not realizing it has a low cut bodice, and Grant’s all, “Sorry, but no. You don’t have the bosom for that.” And she’d be all embarrassed but rather than admit that, she’d get mad at him and tell him to go suck a goat, and he’d be like, “For someone who doesn’t want to dress like a whore, you sure talk like one.” Lucius would have to break it up by distracting her with pretty lace gloves, and then a dress with lots of lacy ruffles would catch her eye and she’d be, “OOOH PRETTY” and then “SHUT UP GRANT IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S DOILIES VOMITED ALL OVER IT!” Oh man. Now I have a whole new series to write.

Cat: Let the fanfiction begin….!!!!

Friday
Jul022010

Random Friday

Well, writing-related random, anyway.

First: porn for the book lover slash interior decorator in all of us. Or is that only me? No, porn is for everyone!

Second: if I had an agent like this, I would send her cookies made by Sal every week. (Seriously. If I got an acceptance letter from Agent Kristen, it would be almost as good as getting a letter of acceptance from a publisher.)

Have a great holiday weekend, everyone!

Wednesday
Jun302010

The future of publishing and what it means for readers

A friend directed me to this article on Salon.com by Laura Miller that speculates on the possible good (and bad) for readers when self-publishing becomes a matter of course. (After a rather bizarre intro, I have to say. Pinochet’s overthrow? Really?)

Depending on whom you listen to, traditional publishing may or may not be in its death throes. There can be no doubt that the industry is struggling with an array of challenges, and certainly it’s undergoing a transformation (willingly or not) in this world where change is measured in nanoseconds. One such challenge, electronic publishing, is one of the biggest — if not the biggest — threat to The Old Way Of Doing Things.

Electronic publishing means e-books, of course, and online delivery of content. But it also encompasses the world of self-publishing, wherein an author can bypass the traditional gatekeeprs of agent, editors, marketing, publishers, and retailers and offer their books (in any form they desire) to their audience. And it’s that world of self-publishing that’s the big question mark when it comes to just what dreams may come. (hee)

As Miller points out, self-publishing widens a reader’s choices unimaginably. No matter their predilections, there is guaranteed to be something for them to read.

Whether or not it’s readable is another question entirely.

She explains about the horrors of the slushpile so I won’t waste space on it here, but the point is important:  whatever you may think about traditional publishing and its role as a gatekeeper, the fact is that they read the crap so you don’t have to. Which isn’t to say that crap doesn’t get published, because we’ve all read enough books that made us ball our hands into fists and pound them against our skulls while chanting, “HOW DID THIS GET PUBLISHED?” But as she points out, the signal-to-noise ratio of readable stories that get published versus what exists in the slushpile? A difference of incalculable proportions. And if the publishing industry goes the way of T-Rex, the slushpile gets dumped into the media delivery systems like a deep water oil well gushing light sweet crude into the community swimming hole.

Because I think what this period of evolution in publishing — and media of any sort, really — is really about is understanding the exact nature of what their product is. Now that their traditional role of delivering books/content is being usurped by the new waves of technology and innovation, it seems clear that delivering books/content isn’t their product. Rather, it’s the expertise and authority publishers bring to the table to help readers find something that’s worth reading. (The definition of “worth reading” being hugely subjective itself, obviously.) That is, their product is the very valuable bundle of services that include identifying potential, editing, design, and marketing.  And in the brave new world of publishing that I think we’re entering, it will be their reputation that becomes the currency of the industry, and drives their sales.

The smartest and best will understand that just as Pixar has developed such a sterling reputation for excellent movies with terrific stories and unsurpassed quality for children (and a sizeable percentage of grownups ), a publisher’s branding will identify that This Book Right Here Is Worth Your Time. Publishers as a group are doing a stellar job of Not Getting It when it comes to that realization, but I think the ones that will survive the change are going to be the ones that move toward a model centered around the services they provide rather than the physical product they produce.

Which isn’t to say that there won’t be more successes that emerge from the self-publishing realm, or that self-publshing won’t become a viable, respectable, and lucrative route to success. I think self-publishing can indeed produce a book every bit as worth reading as anything produced by a traditional reputable publisher. There’ve already been such successes, though only a handful to date. That will increase with time, I think.

[I’ll just note that my focus here is on authors who want to be read by as many people as possible, whose goal is to become published — whatever the route is — and perhaps even make a living from their work. I realize that there are many, many, many people who write with no desire/intention of being published, and who may choose self-publishing as a means for sharing their material with a select audience or simply to be able to hold their story in their hands and be able to place it on a bookshelf. Obviously, I understand that. :) ]

But there are two factors to consider here. First, as Miller points out, such successes largely depend on the author’s willingness and ability to market themselves and their book. (We’ll assume for the sake of argument that they have some kind of editing resource, like a good beta reader or circle, or even paying a freelance editor, and that they can also pay for copyediting and layout expertise, or are capable of doing that on their own. We’ll also assume that they’re design-savvy or have access to and/or the funds for someone who can do a decent design of a cover if they’re selling print books. Templates don’t count.) There are authors who are willing to do this and have the ability to do it very well. There are many others who have either the willingness or the ability but not both. There are many who don’t have either one. (Guess which one I am.) Self-publishing is only a route for successful publishing if you’re willing to do the work that the publishing houses do and I remain unconvinced that the availability of self-publishing will magically confer these very special skills to the many authors out there who have something worth reading to offer.

The other factor to understand is that even if you are such an author with such a rare skill set to be both your own publisher (and all that it entails) and a writer, that’s still no guarantee that anyone but your parents and the neighbor across the street will ever read or even know about your book. This is something that the traditional publishers already struggle with, and their bottom lines are testimony to the incredible difficulty of enticing a reader to pick up that book, turn it over, and consider buying it. Actually buying it? The odds in favor are vanishingly small. Doing that over and over again so that the book pays for itself? Microscopic. If traditional publishers had a good sense of just what is guaranteed to sell, they wouldn’t be in the position they’re in.

So imagine the scenario where the reading market is flooded with hundreds of thousands of new options available every year. As Miller points out, consumers have a tendency to become overwhelmed with too much choice and end up selecting the same thing everyone else is choosing. Sure, there’ll be the readers willing to sift through, develop their own network of identifying what’s worth their time to read. Many of us do that already, especially if our reading preferences are for less popular material (i.e., we don’t tend to read items that appear on the NYT list, for example). But even those brave readers will spend an inordinate amount of time sifting and a lot less time reading.

I’m not saying that self-publishing is a bad thing. On the contrary, I think it’s terrific, and I’m excited about the possibilities for where books and other media are headed in the next few years. I love that people are getting their creations out there for others to read/experience, and the opportunity to share with the world is opening up for us all. I love the communal aspect of creativity it engenders, and the organic ways in which storytelling as an art form has grown and diversified as the internet and technology has allowed us the means to share those stories with each other. The democratization of information is a beautiful thing.

But I think it’s important to remember that it’s a messy thing, too, and just as we have gatekeepers now, we’ll have them in the future, too. Different gatekeepers, perhaps. Better ones, maybe. And though the future of publishing is a guessing game at best, the rumors of its death are greatly exaggerated.

(edited in a few places for typos and clarity)

Friday
Jun252010

How an author reads Amazon.com reviews

Hee! Can’t say I’ve ever had the pleasure (pain?) of reading reader reviews of my own work on Amazon, but I can completely sympathize with the agony of it, the constant refreshing and the internal struggle not to hunker over the keyboard all “SOMEONE IS BEING WRONG ON THE INTERNET” and type out a crazed reply to that horrible unfair review from someone who clearly didn’t understand your genius and whose very literacy is questionable.

Not that I’d do that. I’m way more mature.

But I still lol’d at this:

Wednesday
Jun232010

Won't someone think of the zombies??

Libraries in communities across the country are facing devastating budget cuts or even closure. To say that this is bad is to call the Gulf Oil spill “unfortunate”. Thanks to some amazing people, a great grassroots advocacy organization, and some truly hilarious and talented folks, there’s a clever new campaign to raise awareness and donations: Zombies for Libraries! They’re the brilliant minds behind this terrific and hilariously awesome video:

(Check out their site for more great videos featuring zombies, libraries, and brainnnnnsssssss. I love their motto: ”Libraries Feed Brains! Brains Feed Zombies! Help the Zombies Help The Libraries!”)

Without libraries, people of every age and income bracket — but especially low-income kids — lose a vital link to the best, most valuable resource anyone has: information and knowledge. For some, it’s their only access to online facilities or information or both.

Without libraries, yours truly couldn’t have read the hundreds of books she burned through in her formative years. Books were my haven and my escape, and there were and are a lot of kids just like me who probably couldn’t even function if they didn’t have a way to feed their book hunger.

The librarian at my public library growing up granted me an exception to both their checkout limit and age rule because my reading level was higher than the children’s and young adults’ sections (though I did read most everything in both of those sections) and I read so much that I was basically checking out a new book every day when I was limited to only six books at once. The summer I spent in an even smaller town that my own hometown would’ve been seriously impacted if not for the twice weekly trips to the little library up the street (partly because I was recovering from a broken arm that summer); the librarian there waived the limitations for me, too, after the first three weeks of visits.

It was librarians who first introduced me to Jane Austen, Robert Heinlein, Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, Ursula K. LeGuin, S.E. Hinton, and others well before any high school or college literature class. Kids like I was aren’t rare, and all over the country, librarians are some of the most important figures in a young person’s life.

We have librarians to thank for some of the best books for children and young adults, because their word-of-mouth recommendations and networking are considered better and more powerful PR than any book review or NYT list appearance. If librarians support a book, publishers are known to expand their push for a particular book or even reconsider the marketing budget a book initially received.

And it’s libraries and librarians we have to thank for keeping the most commonly censored books, the ones that regularly appear on book banning lists, alive and well and available for everyone. They are staunch activists against censorship — including internet censorship — and they stand up to some pretty frightening machinery of anger and hysteria and ignorance.  Because of them, libraries truly represent the idea of “freedom of information”, and if that concept has any importance to you, then you’ll consider doing something to save libraries.

Monday
Jun212010

Sense of accomplishment

The previously mentioned project that was occupying my writing time is now largely complete, enabling me to make a big, bold check mark on my mental To Do List. This is an item that’s been on that list for years, so finally checking it off has meant a not insignificant feeling of relief, accomplishment, and happiness. And it has the added benefit of momentum, propelling me to want to tackle another project on that list. Revising the recently completed synopsis, perhaps? Making more progress on Book 2? Or, dare I say, finally getting started on the long-dreaded query letter?

All three. This feeling of accomplishment and much-needed momentum were exactly the reason I decided to focus on a non-writing project despite the sense of urgency I frequently feel about my writing-related goals. Like any obsessive list maker, sometimes my list gets so long that I need to bear down and get something that’s been on there a long time marked off before I can make progress on something newer. Like a computer that’s gotten locked up with too many processes going at once.

Happily, my proverbial computer has been rebooted. Time to open a new program and cross something else off that list.